"Bonk like smash. Bonk smash."
Name : Bonk
Dob: 21 September (thanks Yoru)
Age : 35
Race : Orc
Class : Fighter
Alignment : Neutral Evil
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Bonk is a hulking mass of muscle dressed as a clown.
As an infant he was abandoned by his original parents but was found and adopted by a travelling dwarven circus troupe. The troupe turned out to be assassins and Bonk was raised mostly normally and happily besides the murder training.
One night when he was still young, the entire troupe was wiped out by a rival assassins guild and Bonk was left, his enemies thinking him a slave. The now orphaned Bonk who was early in both his assassin and clown training grew up in the wilds. He developed his crude and brutish ways but always retained his identity as a clown and through the years Bonk just became Bonk.
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk not fishing king anymore...Takashi no fight fair...Takashi friends no fight fair...Bonk don't want fight fair anymore. Cheater always win.
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Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk going to kill bell man one day....
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Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk be good clown now. Jail sucks. Climb through poopy pipes and kill lizards. Not fun.
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Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk hate vegetables. Bonk never eat vegetable again.
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Where did you go?
An overgrown old building.
Who did you meet?
What actually happened?
Party travelled to an overgrown structure to find sentient plants crawling everywhere. Apparently someones magic fertiliser went wrong. They did some gardening and headed home.
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Stupid mage. Cowardly mage using tricks. Bonk magic clown too...Takashi mean to Bonk, no fight fair.
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Where did you go?
Arena
Who did you meet?
What actually happened?
Bonk duelled Takashi and lost. It was a good try but he was no match for the expert mage.
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk like fishing.
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Where did you go?
Out to sea on a ship.
Who did you meet?
What actually happened?
The party were recruited in the tavern and headed to the dock to catch a ship. Once out at sea they hooked, killed and caught a giant fish only to be interrupted by pirates. They boarded the ship while Carlsberg stalked the waters as a shark. Kisla almost drowned Eden and Carlsberg and crashed the ships. Everything worked out in the end. Yay!
Bonks Crayon Diary:
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Where did you go?
Coastline Cliff, Southwest of Dawnport
Who did you meet?
What actually happened?
The party met with The Magician and received a quest to find and harvest herbs for dye which included preparation methods. They set out and encountered crocodiles, boars and a few angry druids while succesfully collecting plenty of herbs. They stopped by a seaside camp to fully process some of the dyes and loot the camp of course. On the way back Izaya wanted to catch a crocodile so they used a magic fishing rod and hooked it. Bonk yoinked the whole croc out and they brought it back to town to deliver to the guild.
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk go wolf city. So many wolves and suddenly attacked. Bonk chop one in half and chop another bad guy head off.
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Where did you go?
Hakon Dent
Who did you meet?
What actually happened?
They accompanied a mysterious red riding hood to Hakon Dent and before they could do anything the tavern was ambushed! They defeated the two veterans and 4 guards succesfully.
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk hate spiders. Stupid spiders so fast. Bonk fight big spider.
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Where did you go?
Spider nest about 4 hours travel from Dawnport
Who did you meet?
What actually happened?
Walked into the nest, Jerrod burnt the webbing and we were swarmed. Everyone was missing everything but we took the 10 spiderlings out then killed the spider king. It was grueling.
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Weird farmer hire Bonk. Go see farm with many undead. Bonk almost drown. Kill one zombie.
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Where did you go?
Party headed towards Pak Ghani's farm.
Who did you meet?
Pak Lang, Mak Salmah, Pak Ghani & other villagers
What actually happened?
Arriving at the farm, other villagers were protesting the undead labour force. Bonk almost drowned but the distraction let the others investigate. Thanks to them, they found that Pak Ghani was charmed and controlled on top of the operation being illegal. Pak Ghani was arrested and sent to the guild.
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Today Bonk fall in love. Witch lady...
Bonk also kill fire imps and big fire horse man. Bonk like fire horse but Bonk LOVE witch lady.
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk & friends go beach.
Crabs attack. Bonk kill BIG crab!
We eat crabs!
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Weird farmer miss his weird wife. Bonk go work.
Rats kidnap weird wife. Bonk and friends kidnap weird wife back.
Bonk chop rat prince in two :3
Bonks Crayon Diary:
Bonk find work. Work try kill Bonk.
Dax say Bonk can kill two. Bonk only kill one...