ADVENTURER'S GUILD — INCIDENT REPORT
File Ref: DP-882-CRAB
Reporting Officer: Officer Excella, Chief Logistics Officer (CLO)
Location of Incident: Dawnport Coastal Perimeter (The Resort)
1. Context of Disturbance:
A private recreational beach establishment recently commenced operations in the coastal sector near Dawnport. To celebrate the opening, management offered complimentary food and hospitality to the public. This event attracted a large, unmanageable crowd of local civilians.
2. Source of Hostilities:
Due to poor judgment on the part of the organizers, live giant crustaceans (crabs) were distributed to civilians for immediate consumption. Predictably, the livestock resisted being eaten alive. The crustaceans initiated hostilities, attacking nearby civilians and the guild party present on the scene.
3. Engagement and Resolution:
The dispatched guild party engaged and neutralized the hostile wildlife. During the combat, an undocumented anomaly occurred: two of the giant crustaceans underwent a physical merging process, forming a single, massive specimen.
Upon its termination by the guild party, the specimen suffered a catastrophic structural failure, resulting in an explosive decompression. This caused an atmospheric rain of shredded, pre-cooked crustacean meat to fall across the entirety of the resort grounds.
4. Logistical Outcome:
To mitigate waste, the guild party successfully harvested the falling biological matter from the air and sand. The recovered meat has been processed, salted, and packed into standard guild rations.
5. Officer's Recommendation:
No further military response is required. However, I strongly advise the guild master to issue a formal public safety warning. Civilians should be strongly discouraged from attempting to eat giant, live predators in public spaces. My desk is currently covered in crab-scented paperwork, and I do not wish to repeat this filing process.
