A unicorn, a witch, and a devil knight walk into a bar...

Woke up from the noise. Saw some people, some I've met, and some I've not met before. And also a talking horse..

Horse claimed that he's a unicorn. I pressed X to doubt. He got offended. He explained that he got cursed by a witch that turned him into this normal looking pony. We agreed to help him and followed him thousands of miles away to the witch's place.

Met with witch. She said the reason why she did what she did is because the unicorn destroyed a cart and its content that belonged to her. She would only dispel the curse, if we help her kills some fiends. We agreed to help.

Got teleported to a strange locations with hanging stones. Saw some flying imps. Killed all of them. Then suddenly a large fiery devil knight charged at us

We fought the devil knight. Father Hoilsat almost died but he clutched. Bonk bonked the devil knight with his BBS, and the knight is defeated.

Father talked to the fiery horse that belonged to the devil knight, with my help as translator. He made a contract with the horse. So Father is now it's new master??

Got teleported back to the witch's place. As a reward, she gave us all, a taste of her cookie. We loved the cookie. Mr Unicorn got his original form back and gave all of us a lesser restoration spell scroll. And Bonk with the big sword got a date with the witch with big boobies! Big W!

Bonks Crayon Diary:

Today Bonk fall in love. Witch lady...

Bonk also kill fire imps and big fire horse man. Bonk like fire horse but Bonk LOVE witch lady.