Party: Elspet, River, Lukan, Dusty and ME.

Well first of, I ain't that good at writing things down, so this here's gonna be a list of shit I remember happening.

1. Vibes
There was a festival and a buncha halflings! That's my kinda thing, so Lukan and me found us a pie eating contest while everybody else checked out the stalls and shit.

2. Pies
Get this - some smug fella, thinkin' he could best us just because he'd won a buncha times before or whatever tried to out-pie Lukan and me! So we beat him into submission! You don't have to eat as many of the pies if ya just start throwin' 'em. That's just smarts, that is. Anyway, I won and I got a pie plate trophy!

3. PUMPKIN!
There was a big fuck-off pumpkin to look at!

4. Oh shit, it's made of bugs.
It was full of bugs.

5. We found a Crypt
Kraken (that's my cephalpod - Kraken) found an entrance and Lukan jumped in a big hole and then we went underground to figure out where the bugs was comin' from. Turns out it was from underground. And underground is basically like goin' to the fuckin' Hells and I don't want any part of it.

Anyway, we won and then I drank until I fell asleep but I shoulda taken a bath first because now there's crumbs in my bed.

I don't know how to finish this.

Unsigned, obscene doodle left behind.