9/18/26

Murtin, Dusty, Mika, Scrawny (Onics), and myself (Kyani)

Some stupid fucking wizard got distracted while making his dinner and set his wizard boss's tower on fire and filled with little flaming assholes. He hired us to go in and kill them all. And there was a lot of them. So many, that we all almost died, I used all my healing potions, and we didn't get paid nearly enough for the bullshit of the exploding assholes.

That guys a shit wizard, and an even shittier cook, his food wasn't even good. I've had more flavorful water. Wonder how he's going to explain the burnt tower to his boss. At least it was close by.