9/18/26

Murtin, Dusty, Mika, Scrawny (Onics), and myself (Kyani)

Some stupid fucking wizard got distracted while making his dinner and set his wizard boss's tower on fire and filled with little flaming assholes. He hired us to go in and kill them all. And there was a lot of them. So many, that we all almost died, I used all my healing potions, and we didn't get paid nearly enough for the bullshit of the exploding assholes.

That guys a shit wizard, and an even shittier cook, his food wasn't even good. I've had more flavorful water. Wonder how he's going to explain the burnt tower to his boss. At least it was close by.

The following report is penned in quickly-written, loopy cursive:

This day was rather mundane until, only a few hours before we arrived at the job's destination, five of us were made aware of a new, urgent request on the notice board. Preparations were swiftly made, and in no time at all Murtin, Mika, Kyani, Onics, and myself were sent out .

The request only warned us of billowing smoke in the sky, and once we were close enough we found a rather obvious source; a wizard's tower, erupted into flames with a panicking apprentice in front of it. After informing us that many accidentally-summoned monsters had practically taken over the tower, we assured him that we would handle it and headed inside.

The first floor was vacant, but the three floors above did indeed have many small, imp-like creatures running amok and either stoking fires themselves or taking advantage of the unique destruction a fire brings. On the fourth floor, we came across a full-blown Fire Elemental next to a summoning circle. The fight to bring down this one was much, much tougher than the small ones below, and after a frightful minute or so of my companions almost dying, we succeeded. The tower was unfortunately still heavily burnt, but it shouldn't be in danger of outright collapsing into ash.

Each of my teammates were valuable members to have on this mission- I don't know how I'd fare with even one of them missing. I hope to go on further missions with them soon... provided that we do not cook to death during so.