TIME TRAVEL EXTRAVAGANZA?
Hey, whoever might be reading this :)
Oh man, this one was a fun one.
So, I don’t know much, but everyone except Na’ima had some history with this pirate crew that contracted us. I think it was a good history? Either way, they knew each other. Our mission was to infiltrate a pirate-only tavern.
After talking a bit with Aurora, the captain, and listening to some of the crew, I noticed they were going on about some end-of-the-world nonsense, something about a giant serpent destroying everything, and then the gods dropping an entire island on it. You know, classic religious cult talk to scare people into following them. Don’t fall for that, kids.
Anyway, the mission required disguises… and PIRATES! Aurora got us a bunch of pirate clothes. Oh yeah, the gang: me, Na’ima, Shev, Bri, and Yashir.
After some thinking, we all came up with pirate personas: Me: the Crimson Corsair, a hot redhead man (man, because there was already a hot redhead woman among us), Na’ima: the Boar, Shev: Shiv, Bri: Red Blade, and Yashir… honestly, I forgot his :(
Welp.
We got to the tavern, where there was this pig-looking bouncer. We had to convince him we were pirates—surprisingly easy.
Inside, there were… a lot of pirates. Shocking, I know. We split up to gather information. Everyone picked up bits and pieces, but Na’ima ended up talking to the right people and got us the full story.
So, there’s this pirate crew called The Dark Tide. Long story short: they were researching something related to that giant serpent I mentioned earlier. They had a room in the tavern and caused quite a bit of trouble before one day just disappearing. Only the captain ever left. Spooky.
We got ourselves the key, and a crowbar, and broke into their room. Pirates are very superstitious, so it was locked up tight.
Inside, there wasn’t much, just a mess and more of that serpent-and-gods mumbo jumbo.
Then Yashir, like an amateur, decided to touch a horn he found.
And we all got teleported.
To the past.
Yeah. Time travel. Because things weren’t weird enough already
We ended up on a beach, and it was chaos. Remember the serpent? Yeah, she was there—VERY far away, but also VERY big. So big we could barely even see it. People were running everywhere.
So we ran too.
We ran into the missing crew, and they told us they were stuck in a time loop. You remember the part about the gods dropping an island on the serpent? Yeah. That. well I think it was that island.
They said we had to protect some priests during a ritual involving the horn. If we succeeded, we could use it to get back.
So that’s what we did.
We fought off a multi-headed dragon thing, two fish-like creatures, and two water elementals. We held them off long enough for the ritual to finish. Then, when the priest came over—probably to thank us—Yashir just grabbed the horn from her and… blew it.
And that got us back.
So yeah. Apparently, someone is trying to free a giant serpent god that wants to destroy the world.
Which raises a question: how do people even join these cults?
Like seriously—who wakes up and thinks,
“Hmm, I want to free a god that hates me and will definitely kill me. Yeah, that sounds great. Can’t wait to destroy the entire world for someone who despises my existence.”
What the fuck?
- Surx XoXo