Safeguard the Caravan - Quest Completed

Party Member: Me, Villi, D, Ellie and Dorn

Escorts: Kael the Merchant (Stingy one), Herschel and Jimbo (I forgot his name)

What happened:

1. So, Kael requested us to bring him to this one place, I don't remember it's name but holy shit it was beautiful place
2. This Kael also brings us 2 escorts, One is Herschel the magic man and the other one is Jimbo I think. I don't know I forgot his name but yeah He is Green.
3. So, it took us 7 suns to go there, and I can feel like my anus is hurting due to sitting too long. Luckily I don't drink more rum from the beautiful Lydia otherwise I'll be caravan sick again.
4. Kael decided to bring around 15 big ass boxes to go there. He is rich but stingy can you believe that? Hopefully he doesn't read this.
5. Anyway, Ellie, D, and Dorn are great. But Villi is just my day one so yeah she's doing awesome with me (We don't do well but we all good)
6. Somehow, Obiana cursed me and caused me to not be really good in my specialty. I swear to the Erdtree if it isn't for my diet, I would eat that dragon.
7. Anyways, on our Night 5, there's one guy decided to come to our camp and try to steal us. Luckily, D saw him and decide to let him rest with us.
8. Then I heard someone screaming saying like "HELP! HELP! HELP! THERE'S BAD GUY OUT!" Thank God whoever screamed that because Obiana molested me in my dreams. I got out from the tent and sees him.
9. As we about to asks him lots of questions, He got headshotted with poison arrow. Like Erdtree-Damn! Heart shot will suffice!
10. Anyway, we know that we gonna get ambushed so we are ready for it. Except I was craving for Mr. GanjaMan weed and got lost of track causing me to fall from the caravan ungracefully
11. We beat their ass, as I use all the skill have from the Lands Between.
12. We reached the City, Kael gave us another potion and we are now rich ass.

-The End-

[Spirit of Vengeance I] The First Muster - Quest Completed

(Where)

The party exits Dawnport from the northwest gate and traveled southwest to a crossroad clearing. So roughly west-northwest of Dawnport.

(Who did the party meet)

1. The party (Kejora, Obiana, Jarrod, Arthur, Morban Groll and River).
2. The coachman (Bram).
3. The rescuees (3 people + unquantified dead bodies).
4. A bunch of body-napping undeads (Wights, Skeletons, Ghouls and an Ogre).

What happened

1. I puke countless time due to land sickness induced by alcohol
2. We saw giant ass tree in the middle of the road, at first, got no clue because I was drunk.
3. We then goes to the trail because bram ran like he is the ghost maid in my homeland.
4. We then went to another part of the forest, and sees like pretty much Undeads. Hate them like how I hate dwa-
5. Anyway, We beat their ass up, while Bram, Bram ran his ass off and starts being sensual with his horse
6. We manage to beat their ass and finish the mission

Sorry for lack of information, I am still induced with alcohol

What is the plural for harp? - Quest Completed

Members: Arthur, Zelodek, Silas, Lark, Loseff, Jerrod

Quest Detail: Retrieve client's Harp

What really happened:

1. The client come to us
2. we go east, me and silas manage to track the enemies as we go to the north for it
3. Zelodek and Jerrod got hypnotised, but they managed
4. There are 4 harps
5. We fight them, and zelodek almost die
6. Arthur killed the last enemies
7. we got client's harp back, he sings for us

-The End-

The Raid in the Forest - Quest Completed

Team:

1. Arthur (Me)
2. Obiana
3. River (Drunkard Self Proclaimed Bard)
4. Lumiere
5. Zelodek

What happened:

1. 5 of us were hanging out in the tavern
2. Kael the merchant (also dwarf) came to us, as he needs our helps.
3. I was supposed to flirt Linda the tavern owner, but I got side tracked into helping Kael
4. We went to the forest, as we sees 2 dead escorts under Kael's payment. We also found track that leads us to the bandit camp
5. We see lots of bandit, 4. 2 scouts, 2 other were doing some butt stuff (idk)
6. I elegantly make a plan, Obiana and Lumiere, Me and Zelodek, while River is having a wet dream.
7. Of course, the plan isn't planning.
8. We end up go loud, as we kill 4 of them.
9. I think it's obiana that check the tent, as suddenly, We saw 2 bandits, butt booty naked, Doing more buttstuff
10. One of them is the leader, as the other are scouts.
11. We defeated them, retrieve the loot, the body of the escorts and get back to Kael
12. We gave him his stuff, and THIS CLOSE to get the healing potion, but Obiana snitch on us.
13. I ended up taking one, of course, for the health measure.
14. Went back to tavern, just to find out Linda the tavern owner is someone's wife.

-The End-

The Extermination of Spider King - Quest Completed

It was too fast... I missed almost everything. Today, Me, Jerrod, Villi, Obi, River, Phobus and Bonk is on a quest where we have to kill the Spider-King. Jerrod has been missing a lot, and he did call upon the spiders. What I remembered is that, I get to Bonk, and Kill the spider near him. Suddenly, another spider attacked me. I passed out...

The last thing I know is that, Jerrod kill the spider king...

Feel so worse today. But in the end, manage to get an agate and 3 rations of spider meat.

And yes, spider meat does taste like crab meat.

Quest Completed: Trouble Beneath The Waters

Our Quest has been completed excellently today.

None of us were hurt, Except for Jerrod, Surprisingly he is injured. I assume the night is rough.

We met Harbormaster Elrich (Also known as a Cunt for making us doing underpaid labor), and he explained to us his problems. He told us that his ship has been attacked, and he asked us to protect his ship and take care of him.

We thought it's monsters we have to deal with. Turns Out, it's crocodiles. 6 regular and 1 giant. Though we manage to defeat it, there's still one question linger in my mind.

How the Fuck there's Crocodile in the ocean?!

But, I will not go further on that. Our team, consists of Me, Jerrod, Wan, Lumiere, Loseff and Officer Excella, successfully completed our quest.

For the free time, he asked us to fish for his sakes. Such a cunt, and he didn't even paid us well.

Poor Jerrod, the sea has cursed him.

We puke, fight and had fun on the ship.

Though, I hope one day, I can retrieve my Javelin back.

may the Javelin be the proof for my powerful strength.

-The End-

The Silent Woods Notes -

Recently, on our quests, we have fought 5 spiders from the forest. It's all chaotic. But, we manage to defeat them. Viliarra and Obiana almost died. And so do I...

Luckily, we are alive. And by the name of Radahn, I thought we almost died.

Met 3 person, 2 alive, another one didn't make it. Poor soul. May Erdtree bless him.

One of them retire from, another one is currently being cured.

Met a bandit, we left him into the woods. We almost die.

Why we left him, We saw a demon. 8 legged demon. And it's Giant one. We can't fight them, we need to be stronger.

By We, I mean Obiana, Viliarra, River (Drunkard), Jerrod, Kejora and Phobos. We thought Phobos would not be coming, but he did. Just late.

Nevertheless, it's all from me. I hope my next journey will be not too hard.