(Clearly written with a claw dipped in ink rather than a quill)

It was like on like da 23rd of Kythorn, 1502 DR

We got to da Shinin' Falls cause dis woman named Mara Shimon lost her wifey in a big ol' house, so she brought us to dis big rock called da Rock of Brawl way out in da sky. Dere was dis big ol' tavern we got to call'd da 'appy Beholda. I got dere wif Me! My ol' pal Forvist! And my three new buddies Arlis! Kyani! And Snap! We found da Mara dere and she seem'd a bit sad an all. She said she was on some littl' orb talking to da wifey and den it cut out, and she's finkin' its cause of dis 'Tempest Brigade' people who made a blockade around da royal planet. I fink she's royalty? But I ain't so sure 'bout dat. Da bar had dis big round guy wif a bunch o' eyes and I tink he was tryin' to kill me or so Forvist said but I don't fink he'd lye to me so it's problably fine. Jade, da wifey, was at some castle tingy and we hopped on a little ship that took us dere. We had a little issue wif da' magic fire ball tingy but den da tiefling figured it out and it was all good. Da space shippies didn' like us bein' dere at first and den day did so dey and were cheerin' and stuff cause I don' fink dey like da planet. I breved some of my ice on da front of da ship and it made a lot of steam and stuff so we didn' burn up. We end'd up landin' pretty well I fink.

Right in front of da palace, we ran up da stairs pretty fast! But den dere were a bunch of guards but dey weren' evil guard or nofin', dey were da Marajohni people we were meant to help out! Dey took us into da palace and showed us to da thrown room but it was supa confusin' to get dere. Forvist say'd somfin' about a dragon cult tha' I've gotta ask about later. We got to da room and talk'd to da queen and she didn' really see to trus' us but we talk'd about da 'burger' and da beholda' and she seem'd to be interest'd in dat. Tellin' us 'bout da problems dat were happenin', we were asked to help wif a little group of baddies messin' about the capital so of course we help'd out.

Gettin' to da little centa area, I figure'd I'd hide as a statu in da fountain in dis little zone, and wif da help of Snap, I got it done pretty good! Forvist went up to one of da rooves, and we got all ready for a ambush! Afta' a bunch of jumpin' round and Chryslis doing a real good job, we got dere main guy, Lt. Bobo. We ask'd him some questions and he told us abou' Major Nemisys and where he was and dat it was too late to stop da work of da 'Void'. Dere was also a lot of otha' stuff but I couldn' remember it all, something about Clerics who work'd with da void to destroy everytin' or da like. We went back to da Queen to tell her abou' all da importan' bits and she say'd dat the show dat dey were doin' was still gonna happen cause it would be a good spot for Anotha' ambush! So many ambushes today this is a very good day!

We dressed up in some pretty outfits and stuff for the stage and den wen da Major show'd up we were able to start fightin' dem wen dey weren' 'specting it an' all! Dere was a bunch of people dat show'd up, but we just start'd attackin' dis group a lot! I miss'd I fink eight times in a row bu' Chrys was doin' pretty well. Da whole team swept upt da guards and da Major! Afta' dey all wen' down, da blockade left, and all da void evil's wen' up an' away! We finish'd up the ceremony fing and got gift'd some neat little goodies. Dey were all very nice to us I fink even tho Chrys was tryin' to eat people a couple of times. I don' really know how we got dere but it woul' be nice to go again sometime.

(Written in horrible chicken scratch and partially crumpled)

I fink it was like da 2nd of Kythorn, 1502 DR

Dere was dis mean ol' druid runnin' around and makin' a camp uv otha meanies a bit up Norf. Dere was me and Chrysalis! Dere was the little man Vernal! Dere was my friend Sylk! Dere was dis little fairy Willow! And dere was dis elfy guy Zaerius! We had to get to da camp to take it down and find anyting interesting there that might've been important an stuff!

Dere was da public paff we coulda taken but den we mighta been spott'd by da people in da camp maybe, so we decided to go threw da bog! I was a bit heavy so I got a little stuck in da mud, but Chrysalis was havin' a good time I fink. Willow got swarmed by buggies a bunch and Sylk had to go help her but all da bugs couldnt get to me cause I fell in da mud. After a little bit we all got trew da mud and up to da other side of da camp.

Now dis camp had a bunch of yeti in it! I didn't fink dere were yetis even in da area but day had taken a bunch of people captive. We made da perfect plan to sneak up on dem. I casted Entangle! Willow casted Fireball! Zaerius went woosh and teleported in and made a bunch of swings! Sylk ran in and made some swings too! And Vernal casted a bunch of darts! After we did some swinging for a while we took down da little ones, but dere was still a big one and I tink he killed me..? But den my new friends helped me up and it was all good! We free'd da people and did a bitta lookin' and found dis map dat I tink had more camps of da mean druid. We also found some little goodies! Like armors and shields but all I found as a wee bitty cane, dough after I went down I tink I could really use it for a few days while I recover.

Who: I went with me, and my four new friends! Desky, Sylk, Mika, and my new brother, Forvist!
What: The Winter festival!
Where: It was Port Nyanzaru down in Chult
When: Sometime around winter
Why: They tought we had a mission we could do but there was no mission so we went to trew a portal and got to go to a festival! There was little coal critters who stole fings and little games we coul' play and had quite a good time. Dere was a big rock man with a blue gem who was stealing fruits so he coul' warm up his little snake friend. He was makin' his snake friend cold though! We swapped out the blue gem for a red gem which was hot and all and now the snake is happy and I tink the guardsman has a really strong friend now!