We needed to go and pick up some kind of item for someone. This was one of those things I got asked to do a lot. People needed items and I was a good meat shield and even provided magical assistance. So I decided what the hell. It couldn't have been that bad right? Garry was weird but he wasn't harmful. He greeted us warmly. Although he looked pretty bad and was wearing a tin foil hat. He rambled about "Moon whispers". We needed to go to a temple and raid it. Well he said "raid it" but as we protested he turned it into "talking".

At one of the temples we ran into a very nice man. Garry yaped and yaped. Then we went to some other place and there was more yapping. I was here only as a favor to garry and this deep religion just wasn't for me. I loved the primordials not the gods.

At some point we ran into a weird water creature, Yuuna, who said this place would not be safe for Selunes followes tonight. She then said if we could make it safe she would help us.

We decided to help!

The yard was raided by a slew of beasts that grew in size and danger as their formers fell. We must have killed over a dozen monstrosities.

We got him his moon sickle

Wesley approached the party and let us know that Tassi was being sued by some towns guards or something. He had received a leak of a deposition, a statement that witnesses make before a trial, and he let us have a look. We made it to court and as soon as we walked in the plantiffs asked for a recess which really annoyed the judge. It was granted reluctantly. Tassi's lawyer had some issue and he just bailed from the court leaving Bik as her new lawyer and us passing notes to her.

Brian Newland made his statement and we took our turn and we really had something ahead of us. We asked the man who pretended to be so innocent if he was aware that his brother was sending out painting of his genetals to women in Springreach. We asked him about the break in and his small music career.

next was Lisa Phillips we questioned her on the warrantless break in and also the fact that they kidnapped Shedon and tossed him into a bag. A bag they said was to stop him from easing sending but...that wouldn't have stopped that spell. We questioned their need for vigilante justice in the far of proper channels. Are they going to watch someone outside of their jurisdictions on the basis of hearsay and rumor. We asked them if they understood that as public servants being able to make parody and commentary was entirely allowed.

Justin “Baby-Faced, Baldin’, Dipshit” Cooley was next. We aske him is he realized that other people have it worse and despite his receding hairline that he should get over it. He said that it was not up to him how other people dealt with things. He was hurt by the comments. We asked him if he realized that he looked like a "dipshit" and if he was sure that he wasn't one. We asked him if there was drug testing for "The boys" he said no. He was not awarte of any drug tests. He was not an ordained and justified part of the city legal force. They were funded by donations which we interpreted as "protection money" and pointed out that they had no real jurisdiction and they responded with they had "moral" jurisdiction.

Michael Estep 
We said that Michael looked like a wrestler and he didn't like that. Not that the wrestler he was compared to was a bad wrestler. It was more that the wrestler was a heel in the company and that was a bad look. We caught him in an easy trap. He let his wife get taken by the guards for her crimes, but when it was a personal matter he made sure to break into my home.

Shawn Cooley
We let him know that he had gone out of his way and broken the law by the standards of Springreach and now that he was being bullied by the city he was upset. He wasn't sure if pound cakes he was getting int he mail were safe to eat. He said that he loved lemon pound cakes (Everyone does) and we said he could learn spells to check poisons and purify foods. In a city like Springreach learning spells is rather easy. We nearly convinced him to leave and go to college to drop the charade alas we didn't manage it due to a poor choice of words. We got on the record that he was not a guard.

Mama Cakes
We asked why they Boys were in her area asking for protection money. She said they were thugs. That she was being extorted for money. She was very excitable she only spoke in shouts actually. She confirmed that what they were doing in criminal.

Shawn Grooms
He had nothing to say and we didn't even call him.

Randolph L. Walters Jr. 
We noted how he may have been gay. He cried that he was a happily married man. We asked him he understood Tassi was talking about his dad and not his mom when he said he was a son of a bitch. He said that he was ashamed of the song and how people thought his kid was Tassi's child. We pointed out that Tassi would have been four when his daughter was born. He called one of us a "bitch" and we noted that he said it despite the fact he hated being called a son of a bitch.

He got pissed and got up to fight us! So we decided to fight back!

We killed them all and the judge said we could keep whatever was on their body so long as we removed them from the courtroom.