The Arkham has gone missing at sea. So Wesley gathered us to go see what was going on. Some other adventurers were sent to document strange mist on that ship. Weird island. Just all around odd stuff. He said he sent in the B team. Now we needed to be the A team to save them or solve the original problem. Send us off and touch base at the very least. With the keys to the ship in hand we headed out to see what was going on. He would pay us 300 gold pieces.

Of course on the way over someone made the mistake of speaking to a weirdo in front of the door and through some...probably drugs we woke up in a land filled with dinosaurs. So we got into a fight. Three triceratops and something positively massive:

We slew each one. It was awful to be honest. I don't like killing and these creatures were beautiful. I did my best to do as little harm as possible.

Further along we spotted a T-Rex and a Spinosaurus. Of course that meant another fight! Compared to our last combat this was a slobber knocker. These dinos were insanely powerful and as far as I can tell very old. A single chomp from them had enough force to crush mountains. We killed them and harvested them as fast as possible.

The last dino was a "lighting-o-suraus" a massive flying creature. I was able to catch it with a well placed web. Grounding it. From there we laid into it in a big way.

D-list adventurers were sent to accompany a ship called The Arkham.  The rumors about mist in the sea around an island that may or may not exist.  Homer Saperstein human fighter was amongst them. 

Wesley gave us 1 gold for chips.  Amara begged for more for root beer.  Denied. 

There was a strange creature at the docks.  It said, “You should be careful.  There are dinosaurs everywhere.  The dinosaurs are after my baby.”  Nan offered to defend the person. For gold.  There was a puff of white powder when the creature handed Nan the baby. 

We woke up in an area surrounded by dinosaurs.  One of them was massive.  At least 40 ft long.  Amara and Gary carved it up afterwards. 

Nan found cookies in a tree and that thing from the docks came back to demand we kill more dinosaurs.  We followed the river downstream and found some predators.  Both of them were very frightening.  It dashed across the field and head bashed Gary.  They both tried to eat us.  Pushing something away when you’re locked in its jaw drags you along.  This was surprising. 

The last dinosaur that the thing wanted us to kill was a lightningosaurus with a 200ft wingspan.  It was 

The thing came back to teach us, “When you do crack the laws of physics don’t apply to you anymore.”  We were also offered the crystal meth baggy of fast travel. 

We sold dino parts for money.