The others will not swear an oath of silence, but I will not speak on the things that happened to me today. I am still blue and I keep having phantom pains where once there was a third eye. Being this short again - I think I am suffering vertigo.

Package Delivery

24 Flamerule, 1502 DR

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we went to see this drow guy in silverymoon at the unicorn's horn named venel! he wanted to deliver a package to his grandma elizabeth baentyl, a human lady, but there was this big festival about communion and the city goin on so he was too busy as a guard to go deal with the package. we got paid to wander off and do all that. heavy package with evocation inside.

some wizards were doing a cleaning spell but then it went MAJORLY WRONG! and there was a real weird magic surge. a monkey stole the package! but the magic stayed on the fritz so cyrus got big and blue and orri also turned into a monkey and it was sheer chaos but we survived. and the monkey's owner came for george (not orri) and apologized and gave us an eyeball as an apology. is that normal here?????

then we walked through town still following directions and a bunch of people were dancing. i joined in until someone broke a drum and then everyone collapsed? because they were enchanted to dance for like EVER and they got tired. they thanked us. a kid almost threw a potion of animal friendship (???) at us but azrael caught it and we saved it for later. chekhovs gun-style. then we passed a street where animated armors and displacer beasts attacked! we were okay though orri ate cobblestone and wilson struggled a whole bunch against em. they turned into ink when they died so i didnt get any cool pelts but we stay strong.

finally got to gramma benedryl's place and gave her the unopened package. it turned into a spread of breakfast foods! we enjoyed it with her until the worst of the festival chaos died down and then we went home. :)

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Loot

• 158gp (31.6gp/ea)
• Armor of Gleaming (Chain Shirt): Azrael
• Ersatz Eye: Cyrus
• Hat of Vermin: Rokka
• Potion of Comprehension: Tealight
• Veteran's Cane: Orri

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-R&W :D

I hate Festivals. Always have, always will. This day just cemented that further... It was a multitude of magical catastrophic events that was caused by some idiotic children that can't cast spells properly. I think that I would rather jump headfirst into an inferno then do that again. The worst part though? We had to do all that and deliver someone's breakfast. At that point, I just walked back alone. I'm going to bed now, and I am going to pretend today never happened.

At least I got this armor out of it...