PLEASE HELP ME THE EVIL UGLY GRANDPAS DONE DID A DRIVE BY ON MY DAMN MAILBOX, EVEN THOUGH I DONT USE IT, I NEED TO YOU TO KILL THEM FOR ME BEFORE THEY DO ANYTHING ELSE, LIKE BREAK MY OTHER MAILBOX
-SIGNED BY WALTER WIGHT
Mecha|๐(10)|๐ฎ(7)|๐(4)

Species: Human
Class: "College of the Moon Bard"
+Ring of jumping
+2 Halloween tokens
4 Halloween tokens
4 Halloween tokens
4 Halloween tokens
4 Halloween tokens
4 Halloween tokens
Where did we go
Super secret evil lair
a village call retirement home
who did we meet
a camaridie of undead
Grandpas...
Summary
we was hire for a job to go kill an old and ugly and evil grandpa the instructions to reach it were to keep turning right and so we did and vanished onto a cave where we met a camaradie of undeads they told us where to find the evil grandpa and we headed there after some time we arrived and was given a tour where we enede up encountering the one single evil and ugly old man and fough them, we were victorious in our endeavor
(Where did you go?)
(Who did you meet?)
(What happened)
Subjects 5 were enjoying their breakfast at the tavern when they noticed a crumpled up quest note on the notice board. The note requests Adventurer's help. The strange thing is, the direction to the quest location seems to ask Subjects 1 to walk around the tavern clockwise, which Subjects 5 did. They found themselves in front of Setting 1. They rang one of the two doorbells (the totally-not-a-doorbell one, since the other one only works on Tuesdays). Subjects 1 was invited deeper into the caves after explaining they are adventurers and showed the note. The walk into the cave was filled with Glyphs of Warding, and the safe spots to step on are sometimes riddled with banana peels. Kejora kept some of the peels on their way in to make it easier to go out.
After Subjects 5 reached inside the cave, they were introduced to Subjects 1 through 4. After a short breakfast and briefing, Subjects 1 make their way to the retirement home where EUG lives. EUG admitted to damaging Walter's mailbox on purpose. While we were trying to defeat this guy as requested by Walter, the whole retirement home came to help EUG, along with a giant hydra tortoise called Torty. The others had to deal with the retirees, most notably Morban who keeps one-hand hugging (grappling) them and making them hug (by throwing them) each other. It took a while as the retirees are actually retired adventurers, we eventually defeated the retirement home. The bodies got absorbed into a shambling mound of vile corpse. Subjects 5 were soon sent home by Subject 1 soon after.