Wesley called together the unimportant experienced adventurers. The B-listers according to him. He didn't say that in Bik's hearing. Things would have gotten ugly.
There is a strange happening of a meteor falling from the sky and hitting Springville. Why hasn't the city been destroyed? Why aren't we all dead? It is a good way to get yourself adamantine... We are to investigate and bring back any information we find.
We walked about an hour and a half to Springville East. We saw a giant "ship" had crashed. The wreckage was surrounded by werewolves in strange clothing. They need to get back into space! They wanted us to help put out of fire before it damaged the signal jammer. Gary ran up into the front of the ship and found it labeled conveniently with a sticky note. His stream shorted out the signal jammer.
Beams of light shown from the sky and mechanical werewolves and a ten-foot midget with a very large head. My nemesis. A one-eyed wolf—Honey of Super Doom—in a mirrored bikini riding a sevenish legged wolf.
The werewolves called Gary a poser and said, "Our lifestyle is not your fetish." They are always in wolf form because in space the moon is always full. Gary tried to appeal to them by saying he marks his territory by peeing on people. He also invests in 401ks and stocks. That's what being an alpha wolf is all about, right? They looked at him disdainfully.
The good wolves asked us to head up to their starship and take them out. Gary asked if she was single and just how evil she is. He also was under the impression that degrading him was hot. Ko'bal apparently also was abusive so he thinks that what love is.
There is a stargate off the coast of Spingreach. We are going to take the ship inside their ship underwater to access it before Honey of Super Doom sends the mecha werewolves to destroy it. We hopped to a steel prison that crab walked to the ocean and took us underwater. Harpoon cannons.
The crab went through the stargate and we boarded the alien ship where Bik destroyed my nemesis after I softened him up. Honey's mechawolves charged us. I redirected an attack on the beast and now it has six and a halfish legs. I punched Honey into oblivion as she tried to crawl away then kicked her wolf to death.
We found some treasure on the ship. We then realized that our new wolf "friends" had abandoned us in space. Bik pushed a red button, pulled a lever, and crashed the ship.
