Baggy school trousers.
Shirt never properly tucked in.
School tie halfway undone.
Scuffed trainers covered in marker pen.
Chain hanging from their wallet.
Their school bag is covered in:
🎮 Pokémon badges
🛹 Skate stickers
💀 South Park doodles
🎸 Band logos
🔥 Tippex-written nonsense
They've drawn Kenny dying in increasingly magical ways across the backs of several exercise books.
Their most prized possession is a translucent purple Game Boy Color with Pokémon Red permanently inserted.
They insist they've nearly completed the Pokédex.
Nobody has ever been allowed to check.
