Lonely GM Seeking Party (18+, emotionally available preferred)
Name: Stephanie
Age: Old
Location: Dairy Land
About Me
Whimsical storyteller seeking a group of brave (or foolish) adventurers for a long-term, emotionally complicated relationship.
I’m the kind of GM who is actively rooting for you… while quietly taking notes on your worst decisions.
I believe in:
- Collaborative storytelling
- Meaningful choices
- And letting you absolutely derail everything with a dumb joke if it’s funny enough
If the players had fun, I’m doing it right.
Likes
- Whimsy
- Moral complications (“the villain might have a point”)
- Players who are invested, attentive, and actually talk to each other
- Unexpected choices that force me to improvise like my life depends on it
- Loot (giving it, hoarding it, watching you fight over it)
- Dumb table jokes that spiral out of control
Dislikes
- Murder hobos (we get it, you have a sword)
- Players who only exist during their combat turn
- Hurting children (hard no)
- Heavy horror (we’re here for a good time, not therapy… unless it’s emotional damage I caused on purpose)
- Splitting the party for no reason and making it my problem
What I Bring to the Table
- Roleplay-forward storytelling
- Stakes that are fair, but real
- A world that reacts to your choices
- A mix of homebrew chaos and “I promise this was in the module somewhere”
- Bad voices (you will hear them anyway)
My Type
You are:
- Engaged and paying attention
- Willing to roleplay and interact with others
- Funny (or at least willing to commit to the bit)
- A team player who shares the spotlight
Bonus points if your build choices actually make sense with your backstory
Red Flags
- Main character syndrome
- Working against the party
- Treating the game like a solo speedrun
Green Flags
- Hyping up other players
- Leaning into character moments
- Making choices that are interesting, not just optimal
Love Language
- Loot
(Yes, this is how I show affection. No, I will not elaborate.)
Dating Expectations
Looking for players who want:
- Story over mindless combat
- Consequences that feel earned
- A GM who will support you… and occasionally emotionally ruin you (with consent)
Fun Fact
I will absolutely gaslight you with lore I made up 3 seconds ago.
Closing Line
Swipe right if you’re ready to make questionable decisions in a safe, whimsical environment.
Swipe left if you’re a murder hobo.
