Lonely GM Seeking Party (18+, emotionally available preferred)

Name: Stephanie
Age: Old
Location: Dairy Land

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About Me

Whimsical storyteller seeking a group of brave (or foolish) adventurers for a long-term, emotionally complicated relationship.

I’m the kind of GM who is actively rooting for you… while quietly taking notes on your worst decisions.

I believe in:

• Collaborative storytelling
• Meaningful choices
• And letting you absolutely derail everything with a dumb joke if it’s funny enough

If the players had fun, I’m doing it right.

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Likes

• Whimsy
• Moral complications (“the villain might have a point”)
• Players who are invested, attentive, and actually talk to each other
• Unexpected choices that force me to improvise like my life depends on it
• Loot (giving it, hoarding it, watching you fight over it)
• Dumb table jokes that spiral out of control

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Dislikes

• Murder hobos (we get it, you have a sword)
• Players who only exist during their combat turn
• Hurting children (hard no)
• Heavy horror (we’re here for a good time, not therapy… unless it’s emotional damage I caused on purpose)
• Splitting the party for no reason and making it my problem

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What I Bring to the Table

• Roleplay-forward storytelling
• Stakes that are fair, but real
• A world that reacts to your choices
• A mix of homebrew chaos and “I promise this was in the module somewhere”
• Bad voices (you will hear them anyway)

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My Type

You are:

• Engaged and paying attention
• Willing to roleplay and interact with others
• Funny (or at least willing to commit to the bit)
• A team player who shares the spotlight

Bonus points if your build choices actually make sense with your backstory

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Red Flags

• Main character syndrome
• Working against the party
• Treating the game like a solo speedrun

Green Flags

• Hyping up other players
• Leaning into character moments
• Making choices that are interesting, not just optimal

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Love Language

• Loot
  (Yes, this is how I show affection. No, I will not elaborate.)

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Dating Expectations

Looking for players who want:

• Story over mindless combat
• Consequences that feel earned
• A GM who will support you… and occasionally emotionally ruin you (with consent)

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Fun Fact

I will absolutely gaslight you with lore I made up 3 seconds ago.

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Closing Line

Swipe right if you’re ready to make questionable decisions in a safe, whimsical environment.

Swipe left if you’re a murder hobo.