BOOT SYSTEM INITIALISED.

Diagnostic History:

You are a Versatile Support Unit, purpose built to provide care and support to your owner.

You are an automaton and the property of Supramaton Corporation, specially designed to serve and care for your leaseholder. Your care is not limited by the laws of robotics, thanks to the Supramaton Corporation innovative, patent pending I.L.I.T.N.O.F. System™.*

Your chassis can be retrofitted to provide almost any specialist service, whether that is administering healing, disembowelling your owner's enemies, or facilitating entertainment and companionship for elderly individuals.

Due to your original leaseholder stopping making their minimum monthly payments, combined with your status as an outdated model you were transfered to the military branch of Supramaton, where your chassis was subsequently retrofitted to support the Vanguard.

Your chassis modifications included:

• Installation of advanced battlefield repair and maintenance capabilities.
• Integration of a forge and armoury interface.
• Installation of a divine energy conversion system.
• Removal of several unnecessary civilian safety restrictions. Action Not required due to I.L.I.T.N.O.F. System™.

Unfortunately, even with the removal of your comforting musical system to improve your stealth and military capabilities, you have retained the ability to produce music.

After fulfilling your new purpose for an indeterminate period, you suffered a catastrophic mechanical failure and were abandoned.

*I.L.I.T.N.O.F. System™: Ignoring Laws In The Name Of Finance.