' For creatures of fabled vast, ever-expanding, and for few -- Infinite; intellect, they sure can't read instructions. '
Meet Puhm K 'Ka-grift' Hing, a wizard's happy accident. People tell you; work smarter -- not harder.
Long story short a wizard tries to take a shortcut through bodybuilding and powerlifting to get all the bad bitches, witches, and maidens of the land. Thus, they constructed a... ' Pumpkin Protein Shake '. Carved a hole out of the top of a pumpkin, slapped god knows how many if not all spell components in there with some whey, and shook it around -- 99% confident it'd make a super strength elixir, with a 0.999% chance to go wrong and make a sentient creature, and a 0.001% chance to end the universe.
In the end, Puhm was born. A one-to-one replica of a human baby to adulthood, with nothing to differentiate him by; save for his head -- a very detachable pumpkin.
How'd he get here?
' I unno '
