Zir Ender is a bowlinG ball if a humanoid. 1'11, 207 lbs, it's incredible his leGs even support him, but he's much stronGer than he looks. Born to a Goblin father and Minotaur mother, he mostly looks Goblin except for the left side of his face which is clearly Minotaur and has one larGe thick horn producinG out the side where the riGht side doesn't have that but instead of Green Goblin features a pointed ear and fanG.
He never wanted to be a hero, still doesn't. His extremely clumsy and even moreso dumb. He mistook his SoveriGn ParaGon's command of "surrender" as beinG KniGhted "Zir Ender" and the words plus the misaliGned thouGht became reality. Zir Ender survived that ordeal and was known to the town as the mythic hero who survived, thouGh that couldn't be the furthest thinG from the truth.
He hid, for many years. But somehow heroics found him. A woman in need of food for her child that just so happened to pass by, a Group of merchants attacked by wolves that needed help. All within earshot of his chosen secluded house. He fiGured if he can't his from beinG a hero, he'll fake the attempt, but he wont Give whatever sarcastic beinG made this happen the satisfaction of watchinG him die for others. He'll run as soon as thinGs look dire and explain he did his best and not lose any sleep over the consequences.
