Goooood morning dear listeners! My name is William Baldwin, and you're listening to the only radio station that tells you like it really is; The New York Oracle!

Starting with the hottest news; last night shots were fired at Pier 35 as a ferry containing 600 people docked nearby, with the shots coming from one of the nearby towers at the pier. Afterwards, our reporters believe to have seen armed combatants surround an elderly looking man, though after interviewing some people who were there, some said he might have looked like a giant turtle. New Yorkers after 7:00 PM am I right?

But, get this folks, shortly after the elderly man slammed his cane onto the ground, the commotion disappeared and after about an hour or two, there was no-one left at the dock.

Could this have been another mysterious and occult event, like those we've seen happen more and more recently? Or was this just another armed dispute, between the local gangs and the mob? Stick with us to find out, as a captain of the NYPD, Jeffrey Jefferson, will later join us in the studio for an interview, where he'll share his thoughts on what happened last night.

Now, onto today's forecast...